
This week's offender on the dumbest mascot list is none other than the USC Trojans. You may be a bit confused as to my claim on this; after all the Trojan is an ancient Greek warrior. Well, as right as you may be about that, consider the following:
1. The Trojans were tricked by a wooden horse and consequently were slaughtered. Not a good candidate to be an NCAA Mascot.
2. If your mascot is also a condom, it is not a good candidate for NCAA mascot.
3. A middle-aged man in a cheap Halloween costume on a horse (shown above) is just pathetic.
4. Let me be honest........I just hate USC.
Trojans --- a bunch o' tree huggin' animal lovers!
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